the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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