Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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