: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
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Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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