using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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