Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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