And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
