Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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