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(612): View more from Minnesota

you guys were way drunker than both of me

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(507): View more from Minnesota

We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.

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(360): View more from Washington

I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.

(1-360): View more from Washington

That changes everything.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.

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(240): View more from Maryland

I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy

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(707): View more from California

nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over

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(425): View more from Washington

We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.

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