Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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