even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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