does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Boobs speak an international language.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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