I want to stick my p in your. b.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I just found a bag of teeth...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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