hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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