no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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