I want to stick my p in your. b.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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