I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
how does that bad decision feel?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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