i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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