I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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