no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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