Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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