Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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