Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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