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(775): View more from Nevada

Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

This is sufficient.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

she just took adderol and chased it w dog water

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(239): View more from Florida

Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?

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(630): View more from Illinois

At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us

(847): View more from Illinois

You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.

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Oh shit. This is getting real.

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(213): View more from California

Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral

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