Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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