he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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