Having a random hookup so left but love u
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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