Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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