Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
this hospital has no fireball
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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