the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
