I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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