so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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