Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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