mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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