she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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