can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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