If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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