She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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