the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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