There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Randomize
