How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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