i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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