any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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