dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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