3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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