i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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