I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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