Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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