we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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