yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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