he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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